Blustery

Today's forecast might as well have read: blustery with a chance of blowing away and don't bother fixing your hair because it will be a knotty mess by the time you reach your destination. With a little humility mixed in as your disheveled self battles to cross campus. Oh, and forget about taking the dog for a nice walk, so pay for doggy daycare instead.  Followed by, your ears will get cold and your face will be bright red. ...But isn't it deceptively nice looking outside and aren't you glad the sun is shining?(I am glad about the sun, don't get me wrong)

Always keeping it classy.

Or just trying to stand straight.

Instead, the forecast read: A mix of clouds and sun with gusty winds. High 49F. 

Winds WNW at 25 to 35 mph.